"ImmoralMinority" (araimondo)
08/26/2017 at 19:24 • Filed to: None | 5 | 4 |
SCENE: IM family homestead, circa 2017 in Fresno, California. A married couple is enjoying a cup of coffee at their outdoor bar on a warm summer morning.
MRS. IM: Honey, we have a lot of cars.
MR. IM: Nah, we are fine.
MRS. IM: We are getting that truck, and I am concerned about where to put it. We need to make room in the car port. Let’s do that today.
MR. IM: That is not a lot of cars. Plenty of people have some cars.
MRS. IM: We are cleaning up and making room.
MR. IM: Yes, dear.
[LATER]
MRS. IM: We have just enough space. Good thing we don’t have any more cars.
MR. IM: [gulp] Good thing!
[TARGA AND FADE TO BLACK]
Stay tuned!
aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
> ImmoralMinority
08/26/2017 at 19:28 | 1 |
you might have to drain the pool for more space....
wafflesnfalafel
> ImmoralMinority
08/26/2017 at 19:30 | 2 |
http://www.hardingsteel.com/trilifts.shtml
voila! problem solved
sony1492
> ImmoralMinority
08/26/2017 at 19:42 | 2 |
Gearin up for the next few Cressida related posts.
Shour, Aloof and Obnoxious
> ImmoralMinority
08/26/2017 at 21:14 | 1 |
Wait, when did you get a truck???
Also, the T-bird isn’t yours. It leaves when your son heads off to school. Totally doesn’t count.