Making room

Kinja'd!!! "ImmoralMinority" (araimondo)
08/26/2017 at 19:24 • Filed to: None

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SCENE: IM family homestead, circa 2017 in Fresno, California. A married couple is enjoying a cup of coffee at their outdoor bar on a warm summer morning.

MRS. IM: Honey, we have a lot of cars.

MR. IM: Nah, we are fine.

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MRS. IM: We are getting that truck, and I am concerned about where to put it. We need to make room in the car port. Let’s do that today.

MR. IM: That is not a lot of cars. Plenty of people have some cars.

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MRS. IM: We are cleaning up and making room.

MR. IM: Yes, dear.

[LATER]

MRS. IM: We have just enough space. Good thing we don’t have any more cars.

MR. IM: [gulp] Good thing!

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[TARGA AND FADE TO BLACK]

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Stay tuned!


DISCUSSION (4)


Kinja'd!!! aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > ImmoralMinority
08/26/2017 at 19:28

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you might have to drain the pool for more space....


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > ImmoralMinority
08/26/2017 at 19:30

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http://www.hardingsteel.com/trilifts.shtml

voila! problem solved


Kinja'd!!! sony1492 > ImmoralMinority
08/26/2017 at 19:42

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Gearin up for the next few Cressida related posts.

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Kinja'd!!! Shour, Aloof and Obnoxious > ImmoralMinority
08/26/2017 at 21:14

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Wait, when did you get a truck???

Also, the T-bird isn’t yours. It leaves when your son heads off to school. Totally doesn’t count.